Go from this:
As you can see, the moustache bow tie makes you the life of the party and adds class to your boring outfits.
You can buy one here or here or make your own with this tutorial.
If you prefer more mainstream neck accessories, there’s always the moustache mecktie:
Makes dogs appear distinguished
The original Lorax illustration created by Dr. Seuss:
The modern version of the Lorax: